Typical

Sometimes I wish people could have a little glimpse in to a typical day in our lives. Well, here you go. A very typical conversation between me and Chris.

    Do you have any ideas for grooms cakes?

 umm nope havent really thought about it.......i should prob start on that

 yeah i was just thinking about it and i dont have any good ones :(

 ill think of something creative haha

 I want a really cute wedding cake topper

and if our cake is like over the top fancy like the one I sent you earlier, we can just set the cake topper NEXT to the cake, not on top of it.

 A cake topper on the side? wouldnt that make it a cake sider? calling it a cake topper may be offensive, after all it would be awfully misleading..........ok , to call it a topper then would be an outright fucking lie..........do you want to be called a liar on your wedding day?

 This just made me laugh out loud...Fine, can we maybe have a cake sider instead of a cake 'topper'

 haha now you have a clearer picture of my constant dialogue that goes on in my head

 I was actually thinking 'how typical- we are so weird'

 depends on the scale

 what?

 the weirdness scale, on some scales we may fall into a different category

 ohh i though you were talking about the cake sider again

 nope i had moved on already but we can revisit if you want

 i will send you some weird ones i like'

 weird siders?

 

 what if i dont want to be alex?

• yes weird siders
• I dont want to be black, so Ill be alex, you be black

 jesus, seriously, when did you start this research

 HAHA I snorted when you said that

• and like 15 miins ago, Im on ETSY. Love etsy
• AHAHAHA Do you want to be a PANDA?!
• 

 you keep that up and the gig willl be up, they are gonna know you arent working anymore

OH MY GOD OR A MONEY I WANT TO BE A FUCKING MONEY

• *MONKEY
• haha, how dd I misspell MONKEY twice?

 haha the owls look a litttle stoned

 Fact. I dont want to be a stoner. I want to be a monkkkey

 maybe , the monkeys did look the best

 I love them! I am seriously cracky up looking at these little animal toppers/sidders

 so are we having a playful cake then?

 no i want a nice cake. these are just entertaining Maybe I can just carry it around with me all night. can you imagine me being drunk and having a little edible monkey of myself!?

I can see it now. best. night. ever.

 actually, if you were drunk, yes

 maybe we can leave it on the cake table until I have a few drinks, then I will carry my little monkey mini me around

itll be awesome

or you can have a playful grooms cake. if you want one.

 i might want a playful cake

 shark says whhat?

 so now im black? what are you trying to say?

 you pick the color of your shark!

You could be purple, or grey or white or whatever color you wanted

but black would make sense since you would be wearing a tux

 then why not a shark in a tux? that shark is from the hood

 You are baddd

Sharks dont live in the hood...

 you telling me there arent sharks in africa?

 So what, now africa is the hood?

 nope not now.....its always been that way

 original hood.

Dont worry, THATS not offensive

 it shouldnt be, its FACT. Get mad at that truth

i didnt make the rules